As you read this (unless you read it later than March 16, 2005), the Average Mulder and his wife will be on vacation (don't get any ideas; the neighbors will be over a lot, feeding the cat and watching the TiVo).
So, next week we'll have new content by some fresh, exciting young fake sportswriters who aren't me (and I think we can all agree that it's about time for that), as well as a fill-in column by the ever-popular Average Wright.
The Athletic Reporter will resume its normal operations -- for better or for worse -- with the March 21 issue.
See you then.
Thanks a million,
The Average Mulder.