The Athletic Reporter
September 12, 2005 Sports News the Way You Want It. Completely Made Up. Issue 127
The Average Mulder
by Joe Mulder
Bon Voyage

Dear Readers,

As you read this (unless you read it later than March 16, 2005), the Average Mulder and his wife will be on vacation (don't get any ideas; the neighbors will be over a lot, feeding the cat and watching the TiVo).

So, next week we'll have new content by some fresh, exciting young fake sportswriters who aren't me (and I think we can all agree that it's about time for that), as well as a fill-in column by the ever-popular Average Wright.

The Athletic Reporter will resume its normal operations -- for better or for worse -- with the March 21 issue.

See you then.

Thanks a million,

The Average Mulder.
Joe Mulder

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