The Athletic Reporter
September 12, 2005 Sports News the Way You Want It. Completely Made Up. Issue 127
Sister's New Fiancee Throws Weird
Originally posted 10/20/2003

Dowd, seen here about to throw weird
CLAYTON, DE - Family members of Donna Sandifer, 32, of Philadelphia reported this weekend that her new fiancee, Tom Dowd, throws weird. Dowd, 36, who hadn't met Sandifer's family until Saturday afternoon, accompanied her on a weekend trip to her parents' home in Clayton, DE, after proposing Wednesday evening.

"He seemed like a pretty good guy," said Donna's older brother Shane, who was visiting from New York. "And Donna' s been looking for a nice, solid guy, so we're all happy for her. He throws kind of weird, though."

"I noticed that too," said younger brother Aaron who, along with Shane, their father Louis and their two young sons, threw the football around the backyard with Dowd on Sunday afternoon. "He kind of, like, shot-putted the ball out of his hand instead of throwing it, almost."

"Yeah," agreed Shane. "And did you notice that even though he threw a spiral, the ball stayed at like a thirty degree angle to the ground the whole time? Like, when it came toward you, the point wasn't facing down? It was kind of facing away? And it hardly even arced. I don't even know how he did that. It was weird."

"I'm so glad they all got along," said Donna Sandifer on Sunday evening. "They really seemed to have fun out there in the backyard."

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